Gems of the Potluck:

"You put a shock collar on your kid?" - Erika

"No, he did it himself." - Nikki

Eileen: (upon discovering a cupcake she was eating had a peanut butter cup baked into the bottom) "It's like finding a present at the bottom of something awesome!"

me: "Hmm...otter pops...that is tempting..."
Allison: "Ohh can we get 'em can we get 'em please please please?"
me: ::wide eyes:: "....Fine! Yes!" ::grabs pack::
Allison: ::squee!::
me: "................"
Allison: [deadpan] "That just happened."

[pitch black at very back room of Peppersauce Cavern, all our headlamps off]
[Allison shows up from random tunnel, turns lamp off]
Allison: "How's it going?!"
Kevin: "If you could see...the shape, my hand is making, right now...."
Allison: [turns on headlamp]
Kevin's hand: "middle finger"

My boss - "It destroys the membrane"
Me - "Would you say that it's 'insane in the membrane?'"
Him - "Huh?"

my dad: *handing a quite inappropriately-shaped garden hose nozzle to my mom* "I bought this for you."
my mom: "So it's come to this?"